Racetrack Run

[BCompy]

Guys the date is still on I am glad to report. The only problem that has reared it's ugly head ( I am sorry to report) is there is a an elevated increase in patrols for this week on the New York State thruway. It has been confirmed that a large contingent of alleged pedophiles with ties to Osama Bin Laden and financed by the Columbian drug cartels are headed for the Albany area the same time we are. They have been described as single white males driving mass produced GM products disguised as performance cars. They may try and pass themselves off as one of us. It is my sworn duty to share this information and description of the individuals with the proper authorities. If perchance you are stopped by the law enforcement I have arranged a secret series of recognition motions for you to make with them inorder to let them know you are with us(the good guys). Upon stopping for the officer you should exit your car quickly while waving your hands in an erractic manner and scream "allah Akbar " at the top of your lungs. Remember to charge at the officer and reach inside your waistband as you do. This should take care of eveything.

If you are driving a Cobra there won't be a problem because everyone know only manly men can drive them! They could never be confused with an alleged sports car that has rain sensing windshield wipers and a navigation system.

the preceding diatribe has been brought to you by Long Island Cobra He Man I A'int Driving No Chevy Women haters Club of New York.