Obama Wins Nobel Prize

[Tommy]

According to Wikipedia, the Nobel Peace Prize Committee consists of five Norwegians selected by the Norwegian Parliament. Their dominant party is a social democrat group called the Labor party. It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that the selections of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee reflect the political leanings of the people who created it. As with all things touched by politicians, the results are far from fair and objective. .... Obama's selection says far more about what the Norwegians want from him than about anything he's done.

[Dan40]

From Wikipedia:

Alfred Bernhard Nobel (help·info) (Stockholm, Sweden, 21 October 1833 – Sanremo, Italy, 10 December 1896) was a Swedish chemist, engineer, innovator, armaments manufacturer and the inventor of dynamite. He owned Bofors, a major armaments manufacturer, which he had redirected from its previous role as an iron and steel mill. In his last will, he used his enormous fortune to institute the Nobel Prizes. The synthetic element nobelium was named after him.

Dynamite and machine guns, now there is a guy that knows all about peace!
He also invented detonators.

[Ron61]

Tommy,

Since he has done nothing but talk and take vacations your idea makes sense.

Ron

[Art Burtt]

Obama won the Nobel prize,
For what, I can only surmise.
Maybe it was the world apology tour,
That he was given this award for.

A $1,400,000 check he'll also deposit,
I have an idea what he should do with it.
Endorse the check to the US Treasury,
To help "bail out", our economy.

I didn't write this, to be funny,
But, I bet I'm right on the money.
What comes next ,what wiil it be,
An Oscar from the Academy?
Or maybe the AKC will reward his dog Bo,
With a ribbon for the best in Show?