Ignore (EOM) - Page 81

trularin · #1 (**permalink**) 01-14-2005, 11:09 AM

If Miami gets a foot, I know we would be in real trouble.

As big as her garage is, that picture must be...large.

What is with the tools, I haven't figured it out yet. Just a place to spend money? Hey! Send me some, I can use it.

There is some saying that people in Michigan only wear a coat when it is cold outside...-20 or better. I put on on at 13.

Dang Ron, where is wide world of sports are we gonna retire at if it is snowing in FL?????? I don't speak spanish. I guess we could just hang at Dayton.

Well, hey, I suppose it will be somehting different on the way home. snowed like no tomorrow on the way in to work, way home will probably be yellow cats.

Ron61 · #2 (**permalink**) 01-14-2005, 11:36 AM

Tru,

With all the Global warming, I think maybe the Artic would be great to retire to as the ice will be gone and there will be nice weather there.

Kristen wants tools so she can work on her car. Thats why it is at the transmission shop now.

Just what were you trying to say about Kristen's picture?

I thought she said it was life size.

Ron

Edley Rondinone · #3 (**permalink**) 01-14-2005, 12:20 PM

In the third post on this page, Kristen said she was gonna get "A Smaller Chest" !!! No, no, no, Kristen, we want you to get a BIGGER CHEST!!! lol !!! (hey, big BOOBra, and all!!!)

Ron61 · #4 (**permalink**) 01-14-2005, 12:40 PM

Edley,

How much did you donate to the Improve Kristen Fund?

Ron

Edley Rondinone · #5 (**permalink**) 01-14-2005, 04:07 PM

The $25 that Clois owes me for the USC/Oklahoma Orange Bowl!!!and more to follow, if that idea really takes off!!! lol !!!

LwCwb · #6 (**permalink**) 01-14-2005, 08:17 PM

So, are those considered Replicas, Reproduction, or Fake?

Ron61 · #7 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 05:21 AM

I figured this belonged in ths thread.

Fourteen Lines to Make You Smile
>
> 1. My WIFE and I divorced over religious differences. SHe thought she
> was God and I didn't.
>
> 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
>
> 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
>
> 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
>
> 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
>
> 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
>
> 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
>
> 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
>
> 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>
> 10. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
>
> 11. I am Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>
> 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
> medicine.
>
> 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
>
> 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Ron

Madmiles442 · #8 (**permalink**) 10-21-2007, 06:53 AM

I'm going back a ways, but these are still funny!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron61

I figured this belonged in ths thread.

Fourteen Lines to Make You Smile
>
> 1. My WIFE and I divorced over religious differences. SHe thought she
> was God and I didn't.
>
> 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
>
> 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
>
> 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
>
> 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
>
> 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
>
> 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
>
> 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
>
> 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>
> 10. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
>
> 11. I am Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>
> 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
> medicine.
>
> 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
>
> 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Ron

LwCwb · #9 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 05:32 AM

Hey guys, what would you think if we build a big huge plexi glass canopy over the United States, to keep the snow, rain, sleet, hail, and anyother things we dont want out? It could have a Pratt and Whitney PW4000-112 Engine at all corners to keep it hovering above earth.

trularin · #10 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 07:04 AM

Mike, you know way, way to much.

How did discover the secret plan????

LwCwb · #11 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 08:02 AM

Great minds think alike

Do you think it would work on the neighbors, only without the jet engines and the hovering?

Ron61 · #12 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 09:46 AM

Mike,

It must be at least 4 feet down in the ground on all edges to prevent illegals from tunneling in. Then vibration survellance sensors planted ever 50 feet to detect any attempt at digging.

Ron

LwCwb · #13 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 12:19 PM

Finally figured out how to install the memory card in my camera, you have to push it down till it clicks, I thought 147 photos were a lot, but after i put the 256 card in it shot up to 3070!

THATS ENOUGH FOR 5 CAR SHOW SEASONS!!!

EarlsflyinCobra · #14 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 12:33 PM

Enjoy

LwCwb · #15 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 12:44 PM

Earl, you have one sick and twisted mind, I think the Cobra build is driving you insane.

Ron61 · #16 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 12:48 PM

Earl,

Is that a real or Replica calendar?

Mike,

What size are the pictures that you take with your camera? I mean in KBs as they will normally run in a certain range depending on what resolution you set it at. I have never taken but one picture with mine at the highest resolution and I did that just to say I had tried it. I normally take mine at about the mid range and depending on background and etc. they run from around 700KB to 860KB. And you have a much better camera than I do, so yours will most likely have a higher default setting. But try lowering the resolution and I bet you won't even see the difference so long as you don't go to far down.

Ron

EarlsflyinCobra · #17 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 12:54 PM

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

EarlsflyinCobra · #18 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 01:06 PM

I think Miss August really likes you..........

LwCwb · #19 (**permalink**) 01-15-2005, 01:46 PM

Earl, that aint right.

Ron- I believe the higest resolution on mine is 3.4 Megs

Right now I have it set on VGA (lowest quality) but it looks great. The VGA ranges from 120-290kbs, give or take a little.

Ron61 · #20 (**permalink**) 01-16-2005, 04:16 AM

Mike,

That sounds about right. I have looked at soe newer cameras but for the price and what I do I can't convince myself to buy one. I already have about $8,000 dollars in lens and Nikon 35 MM cameras stored back in their boxes. My main wish is that I had a longet optical zoom lens. Also they have changed the memory cards so my oldones won't work in a newer camera. Buy something and two mnths later they upgrade and nothing from the new 0ne will work with stuff from the older one and vis a versa. I alsolooked at two new ones that only used rechargable batteies and I have quit even using them as I don't like the results I have had. I bought two chargers and two sets of batteries after the first ones didn't work. I could charge the batteries, take maybe a dozen pictures, go back the next day and they were dead. In stead of going through the send them back routine I bought a more expensive charger and batteries right from the company and have had the same results. But with the non chargable batteries I can take around 100 pictures, even using the flash on most of them. Don't understand the chargeable battery thing, but sure don't want to pay a big price for a camera that only uses them and then have this again.

Ron