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[Ron61]

Good morning Tru,

Mowing is done. A young guy from the Fire Department came over and did it for me. He wouldn't charge me as he said my lot was not nearly as bad as 99% of the others around here. They have a Volenteer group that works with kids and I told him I would drop by and make a donation to that and he said that would be great. Temperature was 109 while he was mowing and he said he could see why I couldn't take it as he is young and in great shape and he was dragging after about 20 minutes. Really a relief to have that out of the way. Now Im can putmy full concentration into my back and other parts that are falling apart.


A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat."

The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."

The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."

The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"

The man says,

"Neither, I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with.

Ron