07-21-2005, 11:23 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Shasta Lake,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 26,615
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SIGNS OF WEAR
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
love" and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to
take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
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