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EarlsflyinCobra · #**4141** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 10:20 AM

Congrats from Florida, Best Wishes!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy Mouse World.............................

flipper35 · #**4142** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 10:23 AM

Congrats, have fun. Don't worry about us.

Tru, was looking at a pistol, but good to know about the QC on any of the products.

hey,littlecobra · #**4143** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 10:35 AM

i was thinking just a couple of days ago that it was about time for your wedding.... I couldn't remember if it was early July, late, or what!

good luck, best of wishes.... may you have many many happy years and lots of memory making!

Kristen

4RE KLR · #**4144** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 11:16 AM

Congrats Brent and don't worry about us........

We'll keep the light on for ya.

Ron61 · #**4145** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 11:23 AM

SIGNS OF WEAR

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
love" and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to
take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

uncltodd · #**4146** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 12:47 PM

Ron, I'm sure this is a repost, but I just took my prescription "be ugly" pill. I get them from overseas.

Three old farts, deaf as corncobs, were sitting on a park bench.

The first one says, "It sure is windy!"

The second one says, "Huh?"

The first one says, "It sure is windy!"

The second one says, "No, it's Tuesday."

The third one says, "Huh?"

The second one says, "It's Tuesday."

The third one says, "So am I, let's go get a beer."

Sorry.

UT

Ron61 · #**4147** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 12:51 PM

UT,

I don't remember reading that one. Gee, isn't it great at all the topics we manage to cover under this thread and no one gets mad at anyone.

Ron

flipper35 · #**4148** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 12:59 PM

Ron, the other great thing about getting old you don't remember reading something so everything is new again! Not that this would apply to a youngster like you.

uncltodd · #**4149** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 01:04 PM

Brent- Huh?

UT

flipper35 · #**4150** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 01:07 PM

flipper35 · #**4151** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 01:15 PM

Just kidding ya UT. I was giving Ron a hard time since he always says he is so old.

Ron61 · #**4152** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 01:20 PM

UT,

Just because Brent is young enough to be my grand child, he has to point it out every so often. He is so young he has a hard time convincing people that he isn't part of the New Generation. But he can read and count, so that more or less proves it.

Ron

flipper35 · #**4153** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 01:29 PM

I used to count to twenty nine, twenty ten, twenty eleven. . . because I never new there was a thirty, fourty, fifty and on. Of course but the time I got to kindergarten I had it figured out.

Mom once told dad that one thing she could look forward to about getting old was he would be to old to start his dirt bike. Then he told her the DP bikes had electric start.

Don't forget I knew a lot of those "old" words like foot feed. I also remember where the dimmer switch is supposed to be! And not that I was around when they came out, but I also know what a suicide shifter is on the old Harley's.

uncltodd · #**4154** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 02:08 PM

I love the ClubCobra forum.

"Nuff said.

UT

Ron61 · #**4155** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 02:09 PM

Brent,

What you read about and see pictures of doesn't count. How about steel draulic brakes?

Ron

flipper35 · #**4156** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 02:35 PM

I had cars with a proper dimmer switch. Dad had the Harley and I have seen a few around. I have a couple pictures too. Still use some of the word in your other thread. Maybe part of the culture I grew up in too. I turned 37 the 9th of this month. I just realized I had my car for 10 years. Yikes.

The brakes, the oldest I had to deal with was my '69 Coronet 500 convertable with no power steering and 4 wheel unassisted drum brakes which meant you may or may not stop and if you did there was no guarantee you would be in the lane you started in!

hey,littlecobra · #**4157** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 03:34 PM

you're 37??? that's almost old!

I would have guessed 30 or so.... (you do have a real job, and all... don't sound like your green out of college.....)

flipper35 · #**4158** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 03:43 PM

Nope, back in college. Never finished the first time.

4RE KLR · #**4159** (**permalink**) 07-21-2005, 04:21 PM

What, did you say something?

Old is when you can't see to find your blinking glasses, and you can't hear your kids yelling at you to tell you where they are.

Old is when you talk to someone and say "your only ____ years old, heck I can't even remember when I was that age.

Old is if you lived in the "black and white days"

What!, Dammit I can't hear you, Did you say somthing?

Ron61 · #**4160** (**permalink**) 07-22-2005, 06:42 AM

Brent,

I just dug through 40 years of records and found out that I was 37 once. I would never have believed it otherwise. I can't even remember the day I was born.

Ron