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THIRTEEN

A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in
Arkansas, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in
a bar.

After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle
and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed.

"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously
young lass was disrobing.

"Thirteen," she replied with a shy smile.

"Thirteen??? My God, girl!!! You get those clothes back on at
once at get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered.

Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet
smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"
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The Evils Of Marijuana < EmpressJoFo > 06/14 07:26:30

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.

Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors: "Used regularly, pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"

"Now wait a minute, Professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? That's absurd!"

"No young man, it's sadly true," replied the Teacher smugly.

"Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"

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Hey, perfect timing......so, how was your day....

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Generation Y explained....

People born before 1946 were called The Silent and Powerful Generation.
People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.
People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X.
And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y.

Why do we call the last group Generation Y?

- Y should I get a job?
- Y should I leave home and find my own place?
- Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
- Y should I clean my room?
- Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
- Y should I buy any food?