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THIRTEEN

A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in
Arkansas, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in
a bar.

After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle
and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed.

"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously
young lass was disrobing.

"Thirteen," she replied with a shy smile.

"Thirteen??? My God, girl!!! You get those clothes back on at
once at get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered.

Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet
smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"
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The Evils Of Marijuana < EmpressJoFo > 06/14 07:26:30

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.

Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors: "Used regularly, pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"

"Now wait a minute, Professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? That's absurd!"

"No young man, it's sadly true," replied the Teacher smugly.

"Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"