Jokes

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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
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He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
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Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
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Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth.”
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Dr. Young: “Aaagh!! This is Gasoline!"
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Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.”
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Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
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Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
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Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
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Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"
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Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
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Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
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Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see anything!!!!"
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Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
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Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
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Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
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Moral of the story: Just because you're ‘Young’ doesn't mean that you can outsmart an ‘old Geezer’!
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Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off. (Especially Jamo)