Jokes

[Ron61]

Subject: Fw: Wise old lady

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags ripped, and every once in a while,a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.' 'Oh, really? Darn it!' said the little old lady, 'I'd better go back and seeif I can find them. Thanks for telling me.'

'Well, now, not so fast,' said the cop. 'Where did you get all that money?
You didn't steal it, did you?'

'Oh, no, no!', said the old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to
the Lambeau Field football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of Packer fans come and pee through a knothole in the fence, right into my
flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.

Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I
stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quietly, with my garden pruners. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I surprise him, and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'''

'Well, that only seems fair,' said the cop, laughing. 'OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?'

'Well, you know', said the little old lady, 'Not everybody pays.'