Scam on a Scam?

[wtm442]

Ron
Here is one you might want to answer.

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TEACUP YORKSHIRE TERRIERS FOR ADOPTION


MY NAME IS REV JOANA WEBSTER, I AND MY HUSBAND ARE ON A CHRISTIAN MISSION TO AFRICA AND I CAME ALONG WITH MY 2 TEACUP YORKSHIRE TERRIER BABIES. AFTER A WHILE I NOTICE THAT THE AFRICAN WEATHER IS NOT GOOD FOR THE PUPPY AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER THE WAY I ALWAYS DO BECAUSE OF MY JOB. THEY ARE AKC REGISTERD. - TEACUP. HOME RAISED, VACINES & HEALTH GUARANTEE. I NEED A SOMEONE TO ADOPT BOTH AND TAKE CARE OF THEM THE WAY I ALWAYS DO. IF YOU CAN TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER DO SEND A REPLY AND WILL EMAIL YOU HER PICTURES. I HOPE TO READ FROM YOU. REGARDS, REV.JOANA WEBSTER MOTTO: IN GOD WE TRUST

joanna_webster@yahoo.com

[Ron61]

Warren,

Now that is a worthy one. She can't seem to remember from one sentence to the next if she has two or one.

I think I may answer her for you. When you get home from vacation don't be surprised if Turtle has friends.

Ron

[wtm442]

This one is short and point on! No rambling on and on. Just pure greed ... get your money NOW

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Xmas Bonanza ; YOU HAVE WON:

Good day to you and how are you doing? This mail is to notify you that you have won the sum of £4,000.000.00 (Four Million Pounds Sterling). In our online UK lottery/ Xmas Bonanza promotion. To file for your claims, do contact our agent Mrs. Catherine Nola
Email: catherinenola09@jmail.co.za

[wtm442]

OMG
Over 11 million!

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OVERDUE PAYMENT

Dear Friend,
I write to seek your cooperation as a foreign partner and your assistance to enable us to own properties and invest in the stable economy of your country. Do accept my apology if this mail does not suit your personal or business ethics.
I am Engr Alex Williams, a senior civil servant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). I am making this proposal to you in strict confidence on behalf of myself and my partners. As senior civil servants of the Nigerian Government Nigerian civil service laws (Code of Conduct Bureau) forbids us to own a foreign accounts and we have in our possession an overdue payment bill totaling Thirty-Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$38,500,000.00) which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and co-operation of a company/or an individual to receive the said funds, via a reliable bank account on our behalf.
If this proposal satisfy you, do indicate your interest by writing to me via email address: infinite_reality2002@yahoo.com
For your assistance, you shall receive 30% of the entire sum, while 60% of the total sum, will be for me and my partners and 10% will be used to defray all expenses incurred in the course of transferring these funds to your account, such as taxation and other miscellaneous. Do note that all modalities have been perfected to ensure a hitch free transfer of these funds and on receipt of your sincere desire to assist us, we will swing into full action and we hope to complete the transfer of the funds within 14 working days with your assistance and total commitment.


We would need your personal details as shown below;
(1)Full Name
(2)Contact Address
(3)Personal Tel. Number.
(4)Your Profession/Designation
(5)Age/Sex.
Please treat as very urgent.

Regards,
ENGR.ALEX WILLIAMS
+234-8020-536001

[Ron61]

Ok, now I have it figured out. All these scam e-mails you are getting are from our own IRS trying to shame you into paying your taxes.

You should start keeping them and make a book out of them.

Ron

[wtm442]

Second one today, but this one is just peanuts. Its truly amazing how many lotteries I've never entered but have won a big prize!

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UK NATIONAL LOTTERY DEPATMENT ANNOUNCEMENT 2007

Doris moris(Mrs)
Uk Lottery Board
UNITED KINGDOM.

Dear Winner,

Your ticket number:ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number
5368/05, draw lucky number: 18 Congratulations,you have just won
yourself £1,293,634 pounds (ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY THREE
THOUSAND,SIX HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR POUND STERLING) in the
satellite software email lottery conducted
by UK NATIONAL LOTTERY in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly
by software powered by the Internet.Your email address was
amongst those chosen this quarter? and you are to contact our Financial Controller for Clearance.

info:MRS CLARA MOORE
Email:updatedept002@gmail.com
you are to forward the following
details to enable us clear your file
for immediate payment

Full Names:_________________Address________________Age_ ____________
Sex
Occupation________________Phone numbers__________Fax________________
numberCountry__________

THANKS ONCE AGAIN FROM THE ENTIRE STAFF OF UK NATIONAL LOTTERY!!!

[Ron61]

Now that one is great. You won the lottery and they need to know which COUNTRY you live in. At least you are well known in the big money circles.

When do Tru and I get our share????

Ron