Happy Birthday, Turtle's keeper

[Ron61]

Warren,

Sorry I am late but Happy birthday. After all of that great food, you and Turtle will be hibernating for a week. So you are now a popular speed limit. I still think 25 is to slow on the streets around here. Besides, they are so rough that only people with pickups and the kids with the ricers can go over 25 on them. I am almost equal to a popular speed limit. The speed of light.

Ron

[wtm442]

Ron & Tru - you are beyond help.
But thanks anyway.

[Ron61]

Darn Warren,

Your birthday is almost on the 4th of July. What are you going to do to celebrate the 4th? Take a longgggg drive with Turtle and then eat and rest. Traffic here is just to darn much to go out driving on the holidays any more. To many mad people cutting back and forth between lanes and you still wind up next to them at the next stop sign or light.

Ron

[wtm442]

Maybe I could celebrate with the 200 million pounds of fireworks that will be set off on the 4th.

They expect over 9200 people will go to the emergency ward of hospitals due to fireworks.

I'll just drive the Cobra in the local parade and burn off a few thousand miles of the rear Goodboots. I have to drive all the way to the start of the parade. It has to be at least 300 feet from my driveway!



Last year I pissed off the Mayor - while I pointed to the Cobra, I said that I finally found something that goes faster than my increase in local taxes! He was not too happy, but all the other people were laughing. I even got a standing ovation from some guy about 10 feet from the Mayor.

[Ron61]

Warren,

You have to go about the same distance I do for our Damboree Day's parade and show. It is just around the corner and one block down from me. I burn more gas starting the car than I do driving it there.

Ron