Gun Guys! If you need a good laugh today!

Ron61 · #1 (**permalink**) 12-06-2007, 10:21 AM

The last post via 'SpecOps' has to be one of the best online fictions I have ever read! ( From 427Sharpe )

Well so much for their protecting all us Civies from all the unknown threats in the malls. I really liked the part about him needing back armor to protect his heart and other vital organs.

Ron

bomelia · #2 (**permalink**) 12-06-2007, 10:48 AM

I know a guy like this...kept reminding me the whole time. Its a "gaurd" that works the front door... I am on a military base.

Anyways, this guy prolly made it to E6, became unpromotable (prolly born that way) and got out. Became a security gaurd (no visible weaponry). But, if bad weather approaches, he comes in decked like a spec ops guy, fatigues, high leather boots, and all the rest of it. One day I brought a stick bug in and set it on the desk to show him and the other guards. Holy crap! You'd a thunk I brought a grenade in there with the pin pulled! I swear to you... had he had a gun, he would have used it... on me AND the stick bug.

If it were revealed that he and gecko were one in the same, I would NOT bat an eye.

Mike

bomelia · #3 (**permalink**) 12-06-2007, 12:07 PM

One more very odd fact (regarding yesterday).

Yesterday, Dec 5 was National Ninja Day! Seriously.

Mike