1. Goose A Dragon and You are Toast
2. Just Be Glad I'm Not a Twin
3. If things get better with age then I'm approaching PERFECT!
4. Whatever It Is, I Didn't Do It!
5. If I'd Known my grandchildren were so much FUN I would have had them FIRST!
6. Drinks Well with Others
7. I Love Giving Homemade Gifts...which one of my kids would you like?
8. WARNING! Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain
9. I'd Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong
10. I'm Retired! Don'task me to do a DAM thing! ( For Warren )
11. BACK OFF!! I'm Gonna Fart
12. I'm So Over The Hill that I don't Even Remember Crossing It!
Ron
