Interested in a new Road Serpent

[Turk]

Gents,
Road Serpents is not ERA. I am no Bob Putnam.
You guys ask too many questions and probably expect bunch of answers.
We are a manufacturer, not an advice column. You want answers get a hold of Ann Landers. You want a car, send deposit. We have a reputation to uphold.

Mr. Pat Buckley,
We hold the detractors and critics responsible for our tax difficulties. If the ney sayers had left us alone, and the deposits for cars (yet to be built) kept coming in like the good old days, none of these difficulties would have surfaced.

We could have paid the taxes and built a few cars to satisfy the very vocal who have waited longer than usual and all would have been just peachy.
Someone had to go upset the applecart.

We still want to do business with ya. We like all the fancy words you have used to describe our cars. We couldn't have said it better ourselves. We could have, but we WOULDN'T!

Language barrier with foreign workers have made it difficult for us to employ workers from areas we do not understand the language.
Effective May-1-2002, we are closing our operations in New Jersey and Alabama.The translators were costing us a bundle, so we are moving all operations back to California and hope to employ English speakers if we can find any.

Will keep you advised of the new production schedules.

Did you send the deposit yet?
C'mon man. Don't make us beg! Please!!!

TURK
RS VP.