Keithw's And Jay's Excellent Adventure

[jayscobras]

WELL, HERE I AM AGAIN. SITTING IN THE PASSENGER SEAT WHILE KEITH IS DRIVING. WE STARTED OUT AT 8:00 THIS MORNING FOR A LEISURELY DRIVE TO MOBILE INTERNATIIONAL RACEWAY WHERE THE CARS WERE GOING TO MAKE 10 LAPS A PIECE AT SPEED ON THE HIGH BANKED OVAL.

WE CONSIDERED THE DUALLY TO BE A LITTLE UNSUITED FOR THE TRACK SO WE JUST SAT AND WATCHED. THE SIGHTS AND SOUNDS OF THE DIFFERENT CARS WAS JUST AUSOME. JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO CALL TOM, A FERARRI MONDELLO WAS RUNNING THE TRACK AT SPEED WHEN HIS REAR TIRES BROKE LOSE AND SENT HIM INTO A SPIN OF THREE 360'S. HE KEPT IT OFF OF THE WALL WITH SOME GREAT DRIVING. ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THESE EUROPEANS ARE GOOD DRIVERS AND THE ARE CRAZY AS HELL AS EVIDENCED AT THE CAT'SMEOW BALCONY LAST NIGHT IN NEW ORLEANS. WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS YELLING "SHOW YOUR T*TS" THEY WERE YELLING, "WHERE ARE THE SKINNY CHICKS"

SO NOW WERE ARE ON OUR NEXT TO THE LAST SPRINT OF ONLY 690 MILES TO DAYTONA BEACH. ALL OF US IN THE TRUCK AND TRYING TO GET OVER LAST NIGHT'S PARTY. BOB STUMBLED IN AT 4:00 A.M.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE MY FRAGILE EGO CAN HANDLE. I WAS BANNED FROM COBRAFORUM AFTER JUST ONE POST ABOUT PLAYERS RUN. THE SHAME OF IT ALL, HOW CAN I STAND IT?

FILM AT ELEVEN!

JAY