How about a Ribfest Cobra Style?

[RichMusson]

Arcenio
You say the rules are ‘simple’; I do not know that I agree with this overly condescending statement.

Long ago I discovered the sure fire way to win any contest was to study the rules very closely. This allowed you to cheat and go un-noticed --- er er er --- I mean to participate with utmost of integrities.

So, you see, I need to understand the rules. For example what kinds of ribs are acceptable? I mean Pork ribs are understood……….but what of Beef Ribs or Sheep Ribs or other kinds.
While Spare Ribs will work. What about Back Ribs; St. Louis cut; Country Style; or even Rib Tips?
For that matter would Baby Backs work?
Would my singing the Jingle help?

That brings to mind the famous Simpsons episode where-in Homer became addicted to a ‘McRibs’ style entrée at the local Krusty-Burger. One day Krusty announced that they would need to stop selling the Rib-Like delight because the animal from which it was made had gone extinct.
Homer inquired if it was perhaps the Kangaroo.
To which Krusty said: “Oh no, Think smaller with more legs”!!

See this is exactly what I mean………… I need to know what type of culanery delight would sway the judges to my direction.

[sawadeedude]

Rib Fest? I eat everthing but the "oink"! I'll be there early!

[snake oil]

As my good friend Rich has so eloquently pointed out, just like the govrmnt.
BUT, do we actually need more rules?

Simple best tasting ribs win.
There will be a first second and third prize ribbon.
of course,
If you bring ribs you must identify what animal they came from.
ie., Kangaroo, rabbit, cougar, deer, etc.
Or what restaurant if you dare buy some on the way here.

After that maybe naming them...like,
Hot and heavy, Lil' Saucy sassy, you know...

No rat, possum, or raccoon ribs allowed (in other words no road kill)
No Alice B Toklas brownie ribs, (no ilicit drugs to sway the judges either)
Other than that, we should be good, right Rich?

[LRcobradreamer]

How about "Road Kill"??? I sure we could find some on our trip from Rockford.

Lee

[snake oil]

NO, NO, NO!

How can I put this very gently Lee? Ahhgg... let me think, oh i got it....

NO, NO, NO!!!


Sid did she have any eyes?
All I remember is blonde, low cut top, and really big ahhm, ahhm,
Oh well you know