What to say if you get pulled over for speeding

[4RE KLR]

Officer... Look at this beautiful piece of machinery and ask yourself one question. Could YOU drive this at the posted speed?

I actually said that once and the guy laughed and said it was one he had not heard before. Then he told me to "OK I understand but slow down ...dammit or next time I'll give you an early Christmas gift"

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Ferrari Killer
Steve

Must Sell Right Now

[littlewave]

Yes I can read. The sign said 50 miles per hour ahead. There is two of us in the car. Thats 100 mph.

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Originally Posted by 4RE KLR

Officer... Look at this beautiful piece of machinery and ask yourself one question. Could YOU drive this at the posted speed?
Must Sell Right Now

Had similar experience. Years ago I had just bought a "newly used" 69 Datsun 2000 Roadster with big carbs, a cam, and loud exhaust. I was at a stop light in town on a Friday night and a Porsche 911 next to me wanted to give it a go.

We did.... I lost.... Got pulled.

I jabbered on about how I JUST bought the car, and insisted on opening the hood so the deputy could admire my new hardware. He let me go with a warning.