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02-22-2008, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Valencia,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine: BDR #89, KCR aluminum 427 windsor
Posts: 322
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oh... and I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet... it's one of my faves...
"Is it REAL?"
I hear that a LOT... like music to my ears...
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R. Smith
Santa Clarita, CA
BDR #89- KCR aluminum 427 windsor, TKO-600
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02-22-2008, 01:52 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Evans,
CO
Cobra Make, Engine: NAF 289 FIA, 347 stroker with Weber 48's, building a '48 Anglia gasser, driving a '55 Chevy resto-rod
Posts: 3,119
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My signature line
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"Breathe in... Breathe out... then move on with life. Lifes too short to sweat the small stuff"
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02-22-2008, 02:13 PM
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Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Salem,,
NJ
Cobra Make, Engine: ERA 289 FIA #2100 Rio Red Wimbledon White Stripes 302 stroked to 331 Webers Richmond Road Race 5 speed
Posts: 782
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Tighter than a frogs ass and that's waterproof!
Arguing is like two bull dogs fighting, come back in a an hour and you'll find two ass holes jumping in and out of each other.
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 Snakebit
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02-22-2008, 02:16 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Billings,
MT
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 365
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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A beautiful car, precisely assembled. Unfortunately I don't fit. Sold it after four hundred miles. Well, at least now I know a Cobra is not a car I can own.
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02-22-2008, 02:17 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Houston,
TX
Cobra Make, Engine: Superformance #1374 with 392 RDI Stroker
Posts: 502
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"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"
"It's hotter than a goats butt in a pepper patch"
"It's so dry the trees are whistling for the dogs"
Mark
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02-22-2008, 02:19 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: California,
Ca
Cobra Make, Engine: NAF 289 Slabside Early Comp Car with 289 Webers and all the goodies. Cancelling the efforts of several Priuses
Posts: 6,592
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"Finer than Frog Hair"
"Like trying to pour water uphill"
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Rick
As you slide down the Banister of Life, may the splinters never be pointing the wrong way 
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02-23-2008, 09:40 AM
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CC Member / Sponsor
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Provo,
UT
Cobra Make, Engine: HiTech Legends GT500
Posts: 1,359
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick Parker
"Finer than Frog Hair"
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Rick, I only thought my dad said that. His version is:
Finer than frogs hair cut twice on end.
Last edited by Tom Kirkham; 02-23-2008 at 09:43 AM..
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02-22-2008, 06:06 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Paradise Valley,
Az
Cobra Make, Engine: FFR MK3/302/570 street avenger
Posts: 1,348
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6 pack of beer and a bottle of wine, got to be bad just to have a good time.
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02-22-2008, 07:00 PM
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Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Lake Elsinore,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine: Superformance 0062
Posts: 343
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There are some great ones so far.
My favorites:
" Never argue with an idiot - people watching may not be able to tell the difference"
"If you kick a tiger in the ass you had better have a plan for dealing with the teeth"
Courtesy of my previous boss: (some of the PG ones)
"He is the one eyed bastard amongst the blind"
"You can't spit and lick it"
"sometimes you have to be the lion, sometimes the lamb"
"There is no half pregnant"
"No solution? No problem!"
"The carrot or the stick, either way I'll get what I want"
When he retired we compiled a list of over 130 of his sayings.
Jeff
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02-22-2008, 07:04 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Madera,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine: Kirkham 427sc
Posts: 70
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"No matter how good looking she is, there is someone, somewhere that is sick of putting up with her ****."
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02-22-2008, 07:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Scottsdale,
Az
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 90
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"i aint got a nickle in it" .
"moneys not the problem, just the solution."
"she could eat corn off cob thru a picket fence!"
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02-22-2008, 08:10 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jun 1999
Location: Fallbrook, CA USA,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine: Porsche 928 S4
Posts: 739
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"It is intuitively obvious to the least discerning".
(Quoting myself)
and
"There is an ass for every seat".
Supposedly by PT Barnum.
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02-23-2008, 10:48 AM
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CC Member
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: St. Louisville,
Oh
Cobra Make, Engine: A&C 67 427 cobra SB
Posts: 2,445
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Tom,
Now that you started this thread, I think you should choose a winner. You can decide on the catigory funniest, most origonal, 'aint that the truth, etc. Then ya can give the winner a car. 
Heck I would even settle for a ride in your car. 
Last edited by olddog; 02-23-2008 at 10:53 AM..
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02-23-2008, 12:27 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Venice Beach,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 6
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Idle Time Is The Devils Playground
Its amazing that " your favorite saying" was asked for and how many of you came back numerous times with mulitple answers. It just proves
"COMMON SENSE ISN'T COMMON"
If you finish in second place, you're the first loser.
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02-23-2008, 01:08 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Farmingdale,
NY
Cobra Make, Engine: Contemporary Classic Motor Car; 427 S/O
Posts: 263
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A few more.....
If it feels good....Do it!
There scarcer then Hens teeth!
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02-23-2008, 03:18 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lockeford,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine: Midstates, Genesis 427 S/O
Posts: 300
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An Irish Blessing. . .
"May you have warm words on a cold evening,
a full moon on a dark night,
and the road downhill all the way to your door.
A Texas Blessing. . .
I'll put knots on your head faster than you can rub em!
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"God saved you by His grace when you believed. And you can't take credit for this; it is a gift from God".
Ephesians 2:8
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02-23-2008, 03:46 PM
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Seasoned Member
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Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: Portsmouth,
VA
Cobra Make, Engine: Unique 427 S/C, Dart 427W "Replica" Ford engine
Posts: 584
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That's slicker 'an deer guts on a doorknob.
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02-23-2008, 05:23 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Millbrook,
NY
Cobra Make, Engine: ERA 758 KC Pond 482
Posts: 391
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I used to save this one for slow learners while instructing at Skip Barber:
" No reason to make the same mistate more than 8 or 9 times"
One of the other instructors always would say- "Helmets on! Opening in the Front!"
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02-23-2008, 05:57 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Cobra Make, Engine:
Posts: 1,226
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Without reading 13 pages of replies to see if it's already been said, my favorite reply for an obvious answer "Is a frogs azz watertight?"
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02-23-2008, 06:08 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ferndale,
WA
Cobra Make, Engine: SPF2089
Posts: 460
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That's what you get for doing your own thinking.
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