What is your favorite saying?

[saltytri]

Originally Posted by David Kirkham

I once had a really smart attorney tell me:

"If you don't take care of your friends...you won't have any."

You coming to the Kirkham Homecoming?

David

You're awfully lucky to know so many attorneys who are both smart and wise, considering how few of us there are.

I'm abso-motherloving-lutely going to show up. I just got the Big Chief to sign my permission slip tonight. I want to see and touch the Million Dollar Skunkworks Chassis before it gets hidden forever in some private collection somewhere.

I'll email Joe to make sure he saves me a place.

My plan is to drive my favorite open roadster. Mapquest says 712 miles from home to Tooele. As of now, I can't leave till 6/18 so I'll probably arrive in the AM on open track day.

Will you sent a truck and trailer for me if I break down in the the Great Salt Desert??

[David Kirkham]

Originally Posted by saltytri

You're awfully lucky to know so many attorneys who are both smart and wise, considering how few of us there are.

I'm abso-motherloving-lutely going to show up. I just got the Big Chief to sign my permission slip tonight. I want to see and touch the Million Dollar Skunkworks Chassis before it gets hidden forever in some private collection somewhere.

I'll email Joe to make sure he saves me a place.

My plan is to drive my favorite open roadster. Mapquest says 712 miles from home to Tooele. As of now, I can't leave till 6/18 so I'll probably arrive in the AM on open track day.

Will you sent a truck and trailer for me if I break down in the the Great Salt Desert??

I'll rescue you no matter where you break down. Just call my cell and I'll send the rescue team out. 712 miles across the Great Salt Desert ain't nothing. I once heard this really crazy dude who SAILED (as in NO MOTOR) in a 20 some odd foot sail boat from Oregon, down the coast, to New Zealand!!! Talk about crazy.

David

[saltytri]

I'd keep my distance from that guy if I were you. Unbalanced.

[Mikey_P]

Here are a few I have heard and used.

I don’t climb that tree

Crookeder than a pan of guts

More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers

A man was described to me once as “ He would rather climb a 20 foot pole greased with sh*t to tell you a lie than to tell you the truth to your face.”

Busier than a one armed paperhanger

I’ve fu*ked a lot of ugly women and I’ve fu*ked a lot of fat women but I have never fu*ked a fat, ugly woman

Piss up a rope

Tighter than Mike Brass’s ass

[jdog]

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!

jdog