Great Australia Day Cobra gathering spoilt by a NAZI Seargent!

[spookypt]

Stef, only a few weeks ago I got pulled over for no front plate! However, I do have one but its on a hinge set up so when I'm doing 40+ it hinges back so it looks like it isn't there! For aesthetic purposes only! So while driving along a lady police officer jumped in front of me and pulled me over for having no front plate. She did the big double take when she walked around the front and saw it was there!!!!!
Officer.. You have been pulled over as you have no plte
Matt.. No plate officer....what??? really?! It was there when I left...
Officer..Sorry its not secured to the vehicle properly!
Matt.. Oh bugger, a screw must have come loose! I will tighten it as soon as I get home!
Officer..Is this you car??
Matt...Yes!
Officer...Are you single?
Matt.. Sure.. Yes..absolutley (for that 5 mins I was)
Officer..Your license please...
Matt.. Here you go..Would you like my number too to chek its been tighten properly??
Officer...Yes just in case...
Matt...OK
Officer...Right then Matt, have a nice day!

I was SOOOOO lucky!

SpookyPT

P.S. No I'm not telling you what happened when she called me that nighT!

[Cameron Parsons]

Matt... you bad boy... I have visions of handcuffs and lots of begging for mercy..

Cameron

[Tenrocca]

Women in uniform...Hmmmmm.

We are all still waiting for the grid girl photos though, so I dont believe a word of it

Bugger about the fine Stef, just another cop with short man syndrome (and it doesnt matter how tall they are).

[Rebel1]

Originally Posted by spookypt

P.S. No I'm not telling you what happened when she called me that nighT!

Don't blame ya spooky. The words out so you can fess up.

The way I heard it was:

Spooky's front door...Knock knock
Matt opens the door in his jocks.....well, hello officer.
Officer .. Hmm, that's a fine example of aussie manhood.
Matt .. yeah well .. The cobra in the garage has nuffin on this snake.
Officer .. Last I saw the one in the garage was low on cubic inches too.
Matt .. very funny lady, how much to wrap ya laughing gear around this one.
Officer .. I really couldn't charge much....Like, I've seen bigger peckers during schoolies week.
Matt .. Smart bit&h, lets get this over with ... how much?
Officer .. tell ya what Matt.....wont cost ya a cent to stick that little thing in me mouth...but
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It'll cost ya a bluddy fortune to get it back out again