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[Ron61]

Mike is getting desperate now that he has a cat named Shelby. Really, don't try installing side pipes and riding him.

Post count race is intersting. Mike leading by 1 at this point. Just to brighten all of your day, today is MONDAY

Long week ahead. First order of business, try to find out when my carb will be back so I will know when our weather is going to get bad.

Bought a cheese log yesterday. Forgot to get the cheese chain saw to cut it with.

We had a beautiful weekend. Temperatures in the high 60s and just great. Sit on the stump in the corner of the front yard and prayed a carb would fall out of the sky. Must have said something wrong as all I received was two piles of crow crap and a sea gull that crashed a few feet away. He was exhausted from the heat.

Ron

[hey,littlecobra]

GOOD MORNING! I'm pretty booked today, but just couldn't let Mike have the last post....
Off to the post office. Then pick up boys from exams. lunch. wrap presents/do cards. (still) pick up girls. Head to inlaws to visit, get a home cooked meal. home by 8 pm. Loonnngg day, alright! Busy week! Gotta wrap and get presents under tree(s)

K
alright, now we're even for the day.....

[trularin]

Okay, it is -9 outside. Dare anyone to drive.

Kristen, what does your partner do?

Gee I love this two week off at Christmas stuff. Reminds me of teaching.

No topic here.

[BigGuy]

Twelve Days of Christmas

December 14, 1972
My dearest darling John:
Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.
My love always,
Agnes

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December 15, 1972

Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.

All my love,
Agnes

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December 16, 1972

Dear John:
Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind.

All my love,
Agnes

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December 17, 1972

Dear John:
Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough. You are being too romantic.

Affectionately,
Agnes

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December 18, 1972

Dearest John:
What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings, one for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. . Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves.

All my love,
Agnes

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December 19, 1972

Dear John:
When I opened the door today there were actually six geese laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again huh? These geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop.

Cordially,
Agnes
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December 20, 1972

John:
What's with you and those freaking birds?? Seven swans a swimming. What
kind of damn joke is this? There's bird poop all over the house and they never stop the racket. I can't sleep at night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny. So stop those freaking birds.

Sincerely,
Agnes

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December 21, 1972

O.K. Buster:
I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with 8 maids a milking? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 maids a milking, but they had to bring their damn cows. There is manure all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me, smartass.

Agnes

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December 22, 1972

Hey ****head:
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers playing. And Christ do they play. They've never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me.

You'll get yours !
Agnes

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December 23, 1972

You rotten prick:
Now there's ten ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been balling those pipers all night long. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of ****.. The Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned.

I'm calling the police on you !
Agnes

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December 24, 1972

Listen F----head:
What's with those eleven lords a leaping on those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again.. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing sodomy with the cows. All twenty-three of the birds are dead. They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten vicious swine.


Your sworn enemy,
Agnes

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December 25, 1972

Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein. The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot you on sight.
With this letter please find attached a warrant for your arrest.

Cordially,
Law Offices of
Badger, Bender and Chole



Merry Christmas!!!!

[392cobra]

Kristen,
Josh says "THANKS ! Hope Peter had a Great Birthday too !"
That's pretty neat that they were both born the same day,same year.

Got Josh a 150 piece tool set.
Said he "needed" a GT-40 to use them on.

Looking like a Cobra driving day today.

Sunny and 70 Degrees.

[hey,littlecobra]

yeah, Fred. It's just so windy! Great temp. lots of wind.
Great post above. Very funny!
Tru- now that's the million dollar question. What does my partner do? hmm. I dunno. I'll have to ask. Although, sometimes it's better not to....
He LIKES to drive his truck, smoke his pipe and look at the cows...
(playing cowboy, I call it)
have a great day! off to get the boys. the post office was a piece of cake, btw.

[uncltodd]

You are as old as your knees, IMHO.

Jumped out of my truck wrong yesterday and somehow spun my left knee.

This morning the thing was the size of a football.

Naturally, the temp is pushing 60 degrees, my bottom limit for hittin' the highway.

There's no way I can punch a clutch, I can hardly walk!

Gettin' old ain't for sissies.

UT

[rdorman]

You where in the Columbus area and you didn't stop by??? That does it! I am taking you off my christmas card list! Wait a minute........... you are not on it... never mind! Happy Hanukah to you any ways.
Rick


Local weather: So cold I actually put the top on the Cobra and put anti freeze in it! Now that is COLD

[clayfoushee]

Happy Kwanza to you Rick. Actually I was further north, but took the southern route home because of the storm.

Man, it was a mess!

[trularin]

CLAY, YOU MEAN THAT WHITE STUFF FALLING FROM THE SKY???

Got to love winter.

Gee Rick, you got Clay on your Christmas card list and you left me completely off of it.

Jingle bells, Jingle bells...

[LwCwb]

It was 6 friggin degreese this morning, what happened to Summer?

[Ron61]

Mike & Tru,

Gee,sounds cold back there. It is 64 here today and that is our lowest temperature in almost a week. I could take a picture of the green grass and sun and post it if you like. Of course the forecast says we have colder weather coming with rain. That we need as we are 8 inches below our normal and the lake is now a pond. They are putting crawler tracks on the house boats for crying out loud.

Ron

[rdorman]

Clay, thanks for the Kwanza thought (I had to look it up ). If you run into another nasty storm on your 'northern Ohio' rounds and need a place to shack up........... you are always welcome.

Tru....... you are all on my Christmas card list. You didn't get yours?

Ron, 64 'eh..... bite me I think it is supposed to be -5 tonight.

Happy Holidays to all you SOBs The world just wouldn't be the same with out ya (might be better in some cases, but not the same

Rick

[Ron61]

Rick,

We have our nasty days coming, but they won't be the below zero stuff. Normally here in the valley, our coldest is around 12 degrees with the rare exception sunch as last years exceptionally huge snow. That cold was one reason I came back out here and never stayed in the East. If I want that kind of cold, I will go sleep in the refrigerator.

Ron

[LwCwb]

Ron, right now i think the fridge is warmer than the temprature outside

Please, try to keep this off topic.

[392cobra]

Just got in from a short 4 hour ride in my Cobra.

Sunny and 71 degrees !

[LwCwb]

Just looked outside, its 0 degreese

[392cobra]

Subject: WOMEN'S A$$ SIZE STUDY


There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their a$$es!
I thought the results were Pretty interesting:
85% of women think their a$$ is too big...
10% of women think their a$$ is too little...
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway

[Ibr8k4vetts]

First this "white stuff" you speak of... And now this "-" before a number
Man you have a whole new language
Mike

[Wayne Maybury]

OK, you guys wanna talk cold, it is friggin cold here right now. -27C and quite breezy for a wind chill of -39C. The worst part is that it was warm enough yesterday that I was able to wash the Explorer in the driveway. Now that is a serious temp change. By the way -40C = -40F. That is the point that the two scales cross.

Wayne