Jokes

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A teacher asks the class to name something that end with tor and eats things. So the first little boy says, Alligator. Very good Peter, that's a big word. The second boy says, Predator. Yes, that's another big word, Tommy. Well done. Little Johnny says, Vibrator. After nearly falling off her chair, she says, That is a big word Little Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything. Little Johnny replies Well, my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!