Jokes

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Someone spent a lot of time with metal work and likes Smith & Wessons. Whoever it is did a fine job.

The late Charleton Heston would have been proud of this homeowner.


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Last Buffalo

An Indian brave returns from a scouting trip and seeks out the Chief.

"Chief, I have bad news, worse news and good news."

The Chief asks for the bad news first.

Scout says, "No more buffalo on reservation, we kill last one today."

Chief asks for the worse news.

Brave says, "Our land is being overrun by white men. They are coming by the
thousands."

Finally the chief asks for the good news.

The brave says, "Chief, the white men taste just like buffalo."
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The businesswoman, in town for an important meeting, checked into her room at the swank hotel and unpacked her bags.

Noticing that her best suit had been badly wrinkled during her flight, she telephoned the desk and asked the hotel's valet service to pick it up for pressing.

Almost immediately after she hung up the phone, a knock sounded at the door, and there stood an elderly Chinaman, waiting.

Impressed by the fast service, the career woman exclaimed, "My, you come lickety-split!"

"No, ma'am," replied the elderly Chinaman. "Come to get laundry."