11-23-2016, 01:06 PM
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Location: Sonora,
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Most women need a little reassurance.
For example, when she says "oh, you want to see crazy?"…reassure her that you do not.
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The lady I'm married to has accused me of being impersonal.
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My wife is allergic to peanuts.
She breaks out in a rash every time I bring home my paycheck.
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"Say hello to my little friend."
Great film quote. Terrible bedroom talk.
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A shouting mother-in-law....................
The original surround sound.
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A blonde enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says "Choose from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."
The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher."
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My girlfriend had a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her thigh. When I put my ear to it I could smell the ocean.
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