Jokes

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Blondes

- What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

- Why do blondes get confused in the ladies' room?
They have to pull their own pants down.

- What's the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons?
You CAN sit upright in a car.

- What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

- What do blondes use for protection during sex?
Bus shelters.

- Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Red means stop.

- What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
Not everyone has been in a limousine.

- What do you call a fly buzzing around a blonde's head?
A space invader.
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Wife:
"Look, I haven't
worn this in 8 years
and it still fits!"

Husband:
"For God's sake
woman, it's a scarf!"
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