Jokes

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A young man from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says "Do you have any sales experience?". The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did".

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up the boss came down and asked him how many customers bought something from him. The kids says one.

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20-30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?". The kid says $101,237.65." Boss asked him what the heck he sold.

The kid says "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook, then a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a fishing rod. He was going fishing down the coast so he needed a new boat and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. He didn't think his car coud pull it so he bought a 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife and I said 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."
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Ok, this one is not funny:

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[Ron61]

Grannies on the Road:




Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state
trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This
driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he Turns on his lights and pulls
the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in
the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The
driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I
was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"

The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the
route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and
thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK?
These women seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127."