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Old 03-03-2008, 09:02 PM
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I thought this was going to be a real slick thread, but I guess I was mis-shaven.
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Having read through all this intellectual verbosity and stimulating repartee, I feel somewhat deflated.

goodnight Gracie....
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It's clear this has gone way off track. Neither Ron nor Jamo will admit it, but they're getting dangerously close to shutting down these posts. Of course, neither will have the brass to do it themselves; they ask moderator #3, their friend Bib, to do it. I can hear their command now: "OK, Bib, end 'em."
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Old 03-04-2008, 05:33 AM
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As usual, Ned's right. We're done. Lop it off!
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Oh nice one Mr.Ned. Droll. I shall get my friend Mich to join in with his pneumatic wife Elin....
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..............well, I have been waiting in suspension since last spring for more on the shocking tale of this pervert, named McPherson, dressed in drag, linked to some wierd sway bar.
Bearing in mind, this steering knuckle-head shot off his mouth and later got bounce-ed for smoking a ball joint.

Word has it, his idle arms were put into shackles and locked behind traction bars.
One day he upset the inmates so much he was kicked in the lug nuts. and was pis-ton. Poor lass could not catch a brake. We won't talk about his rear, save that for another day..............
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:20 AM
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Brett, it sounds like your story is bordering on the epitaph from Liberace's tombstone:

"Born in Poland, Reared in LA"
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Ned, Hoo-boy. That's a spicy meatball(s)!

What about the guy that drove his car into a tree to discover how a Mercedes bends?

Or the girl that tried to get her boyfriend to slow down, but he put his foot down?

My wife was putting on makeup last week while driving (not that she needs it, of course), when she had to stop suddenly and suffered whipped lashes.
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Jim, I believe it has been said before: "Physician, heal thyself." Unfortunately, you're the wrong kind of doctor for the people posting here.
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Ned, The wrong kind of doctor? Everyone needs a good barium enema now and then to flush out the bad humors. Those shrinks have been working on the wrong end for years. One or two barium enemas and the complaints vanish. If they don't, we try another enema. We rarely need to do a third before the complaints stop. Now, if that isn't success, I don't know what is!
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That is EXACTLY the expression I see on their faces!
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Jim, laughed my arse off.
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Well I guess the tone of this thread went flat.
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Well I guess the tone of this thread went flat.
Really, I thought a barium enema might inflate this tread and allow us to see the situation in a different light.
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Really, I thought a barium enema might inflate this tread and allow us to see the situation in a different light.
Hey, don't tread on me, I know where you live
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Sorry about making the suggestion, I guess you could get your treads all out of shape by inflating them with a barium enema, but they will stand out more than a set of Good Year billboards.

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Oh dear god...GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

NOW this thread has finally gone too far. What next, birthing pictures?

Can we CLOSE THIS DOWN before someone gets hurt?

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