Jokes

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Older Guys are just wiser

A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.
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After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there’s another condition".
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Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
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"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
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The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
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He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand. She smiles and puts the money in her purse.
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He then looks her square in the eyes and says slowly and clearly: ... "Paint my house."
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Remember, the moral of the story is: Us older guys have different priorities.
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