Hal Traps the Turbo Porsche !!

[Turk]

I think we are out of fries in here. Not serving any more!

TURK

[aumoore]

Yum! Fries. Time to crank the great 302 and terrorize the local Micky D's. Can't wait to try and order a Supersize bucket of Carbs and Lard over the crappy speaker at the Drive in. Think they will be able to hear over the side pipes?

Then I can blast the open drive thru with unburnt Dino fuel and make the kid with the blue Zebra suit and pimples eyes water.

Only a Holley can burn the eyes of unsuspecting law abiding citizens. Fuel injection is for Commies.

[Tom T.]

Pompous. Presumptuous. Officious. Ostentatious. Boorish. Pedantic. Puerile. Narcissistic. Egocentric.

Hello, we really must be going. Marx, Groucho.

TT

[aumoore]

A few Hal Quotes:

"Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it."
This could be the Hal 9000 or our Hal after reading all this useless drivel

"Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error."

Yep this aplies to this thread


"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

Our Hal's last words as he retired his keyboard and fired up the great stroker and went is search of hapless German automobiles.

What are you doing Dave?

Will I Dream?

"Danger Will Robinson" oops got my movie Computer/robots mixed up.