Jamo,

You crack me up. No pun intended.

FIA Mike

And you're STILL "out to lunch"??? That explains a LOT!!!

(You are TOO easy. :LOL:)

WOW!! 14 pages of posts in one day and still going...
Hey Lewis if you spent this much time getting this deal sealed you probably wouldn't of had to start this thread, spend the day on the computer, and look like an ass in the end. Sorry for your loss. I'm going dedicate my drive in my car (that I paid for in full and on time) to you and your loss ...there I feel better.

Let me see, I buy a ticket to a football game that is going to play at 1 pm. I get delayed by busines and miss the whole game. Should they play it all over just for me............

and a BDR is a damn fine car to go for a drive in :cool:

WOW

Thanks LEWIS.:LOL: I haven't had this much entertainment in a Buffo's age.
I just logged in and read the whole thread. I have to admit - you are a work
of art - I'm not sure what kind - but definitely different. I fail to see, since
you have been "in business" for 20+? years that you know so little about it.
When you make a deal, you should realize you should stick to it, period.
You made the deal, you broke it, you suffer the consequences. Don't blame
others - you have 3 fingers pointing back at you where you are feebly trying
to point one at JBo.

Now your responses to various individuals here are comical at best.
You are doing pretty well for a third grader - enjoy the ride.

I just want to say thank you for providing some interesting entertainment.
I hope you don't represent the typical Australian, Somehow I am sure you
don't.

Have a great day mate - and grow up.

never did get my popcorn - and I sent wtm a check, really I did.

You're digging your own grave Lewis. You've lost and it's no ones fault but your own.
Larry

Popcorn, popcorn, get yer popcorn here. Extra large JUMBO bag for $5000 dollars, payable within 30 days.

Vote is currently about 5 billion to 2. Time to shoot the horse. Anyone that has sold 12 billion expensive watches and HUNDREDS of nice cars, and CANNOT come up with a measly $70K in a month has really got a problem.

Alzheimer's disease anyone. Brain fart? Senior moment? Did anyone mention SCAM?

Time to go to sleep. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. What the hell, popcorn is free to everyone (north of the equator only).

http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/d...5/DSCN0579.JPG

Got to admit it was a fun read. Props to Jamo for letting it run! Only conclusions I can draw:
1. I need to watch Family Dad (or whatever the f its called)
2. Lewis doesn't like reading contracts..even ones he wrote
3. Lewis definitely doesn't play well with others. I think he needs a time out!
4. Lewis has no idea what a redneck is
5. Jbo won, hands down.

We really need to set up a fight forum. This was way too much fun to read.

Is it possible Lewis is gone? Parting is such sweet sorrow. I would like to thank all the actors in this evenings production, you made my night. Dare I say it.......ENCORE!

If there is a "best Club Cobra thread" vote going on somewhere, this one gets my vote :eek::eek: This has got to be the most entertaining demonstration of nitwit foot-shooting major dork wacko conduct ever. Lewis obviously did not find a home here, and I doubt he does much better Down Under :JEKYLHYDE:JEKYLHYDE JAMO congrats on rolling with this guy's air punches :LOL::LOL:

A Black Knight (cue Monty Python's Holy Grail) performance, no less.
Thankyou Jamo for not skewering our knight at the outset of this magnificent joust.
What a pi$$er!
Richard

Well, I'm not going to buy into the Lewis debate. Don't know the fella, never met him, and for what it's worth, I live at the other end of the continent.

However, I very much do take offense at some of the generalizations made about Aussies.

We have hosted quite a few Americans during their visits to Australia. I'm sure those who have enjoyed our hospitality would not agree with the said generalizations.

Sad....very sad....... for such an international site.

Have a great day.

I am now beginning a campaign here in the UK for Australia to become a Republic, as I don't wish for my Queen to have to represent phukwits like Lewis.............

Now now Wilf, you just behave yaself or next I'm over there I'm gonna pi$$ in the Thames.;)

Mate, sadly, I suspect we will end up a republic in the not too distant future.....irrespective of folks like Lewis.

Given that we are superior in cricket, rugby and league, it only leaves soccer and the republic to be finalized. :rolleyes::):LOL:

A Black Knight (cue Monty Python's Holy Grail) performance, no less.
Thankyou Jamo for not skewering our knight at the outset of this magnificent joust.

Lewis, now be off before they Taunt you a second time :D

And on that note

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Our first contestant is a middle aged gentleman from Melbourne Australia who states he is not an automobile broker, but continues to flaunt the laws of the Austrralian government by illegally importing cars for resale without a the proper license, he makes offers on cars not for sale, agrees on a contract, wires a deposit, fails to follow the contract in which he agreed, then comes on to a public access forum and whines about the deal going south and him being out the deposit money which he agreed to send to hold the car for 30 days.

Edit More Monty Python induced jabber:

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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou make an offer for a car that is not for sale. Then, shalt thou pay for said car on a daily count of thirty. No more. No less. Thirty shalt be the number thou shalt have to pay for the car in full, and the number of the counting shall be thirty. Forty shalt thou not count, nor either count thou twenty unless funds are available at that time, excepting that thou then proceed to thirty. Fifty is right out and you have now lost your $5,000 deposit due to a lack of performance. Once the number thirty, being the 30th number, be reached, then, the seller shall lobbest thy contract for purchase of an AC MKIV towards thy wannabe buyer in disgust, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

(....yawn)

G'mornin' all. I had the night off last night.

Did I miss anything?

:cool::LOL:

I recognize star quality when I see it.