Willis 100

[aumoore]

Ok

I am trying to get my wife to attend this event and prove that at least one woman does find me attractive. She does not like Race tracks (took her to Talledega in August once and cured her of ever wanting to see 150,000 sweaty beer swilling rednecks again), Cobras (she says mine smells like Octane 93 and she thinks that is a bad thing) and occasionally she does not like me like when I spend all weekend with the ***** in the garage (the cobra not the dog...who is a boy dog anyway )

I need you guys to have your better looking halves(spyderman I am afraid of what you claim as your better half) convince my wife that there will be fun events for the people of female persuasion. You know, Shopping, laying on the beach, shopping, eating in fine dining establishments (Hot Dog at the JR. Food Store does not count) did I mention shopping, sightseeing, back massages by young virile men, shopping.

I will personally buy you a dinner at the best restaurant I can afford (see JR. Food example above) if you can persuade my wife to wear a thong in public. She has been going to the tanning bed so she has one of those all over tans but is too shy to show it off.


Jerry Rowley is alive and well but his wife has taken a real dislike to all things Cobra. Everytime Jerry takes it out to play with he breaks something and she has to wright big checks. I think Tom's wife can sympathize.