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Joke of the Day...
I just heard this one coming into work this morning on the local 'Classic Rock' radio station, Rock103, here in Memphis.
Guy comes in from the office after an absolutely terrible day at the office. He's frazzled, fried, and frustrated as he comes in strips off his coat, jerks down his tie, and kicks off his shoes as he heads for the recliner. He plops down, grabs the remote and switches on ESPN. The wife says, "Bad day, Honey?". "Yep, it sucked from start to finish!" he replied. "But, before it starts, can you bring me a beer? ", he asks. "Sure", she replies, and goes to the fridge to get him a beer. She walks over and hands it to him. He just pops the top, slams it down and never looks up from the TV.
He continues to surf between ESPN, The Deuce, Sports South, and SpeedVision for another 20-30 minutes. Finally he hollers again, "Hey, before it starts, can you bring me another beer?". This time the wife replies a little more exasperated this time, "Yesssssssss." She rolls her eyes as he grabs the beer and slams it down without saying another word.
He channel surfs for another 30-40 minutes while she stays in the kitchen. He finally bellows out again, "HEY! Before it starts, bring me another beer!".
She's had it....she screams at the top of he lungs, "IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA LAY ON YOUR FAT ASS IN THAT DAMNED RECLINER AND WATCH SOME STUPID BALLGAME ALL FREAKIN' NIGHT WHILE I'M IN THIS GODFORESAKEN KITCHEN WORKIN' MY FREAKIN" FINGERS TO THE BONE FIXIN' DINNER FOR YOU AND YOUR SCREAMIN' KIDS, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THINK COMIN', BUSTER!"
"Sheeeee-it", he replies, "it's already started!"
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Last edited by Flyin_Freddie; 11-01-2001 at 01:04 PM..
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