Joke of the Day...

[Jack Zupan]

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> Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
> He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap
> on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black
> bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices....either I
> maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank
> decided to accept to the latter.
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> Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
> revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and
> shot it. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time
> a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was
> a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices.
> Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex. Again, Frank thought it
> was better to cooperate.
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> Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
> recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down
> the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a
> tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear
> standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit
> it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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