Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

DOUG
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What repeat?? I am at a loss. Sorry, but glad you are reading carefully.
Here is another for you;-
daniel


Cat Laws

Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless
acted upon by some outside force - such as the
opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there
is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat
hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the
fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except
in the case of a cat, in which case all heat
flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to
the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever
possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the
people involved, and as comfortable as possible
for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just
about any counter top that has anything remotely
interesting on it.

Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to
obstruct the maximum amount of human foot
traffic.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until
he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is
served.

Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for
very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a
human's desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor
destroyed and will, therefore, use as little
energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by
a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough,
someone will come along and take out something
good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump
into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over,
the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a
cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to
her embarrassment times the amount of human
laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared,
just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly
proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place
possible; often the midsection of an
unsuspecting, reclining human.

Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own
volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse
proportion to the amount of effort a human
expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy
to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Antimatter + It
Doesn't Matter.