:eek:

Gee Kristen,

I expected a more witty reply than that. Must be the truth then, huh!! :LOL: :LOL:

Ron %/

I do not think I will touch this...at all.

Ron, she has the decoder ring!

The other night I thought I was doing something right but my wife corrected me!!

Tru,

She has probably lost the decoder ring among all the scrap books. :D

Earl,

You were probably doing it right. She just wanted you to know she was watching. :LOL:

Ron :JEKYLHYDE

Remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers. Rubbing the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola will help remove rust spots, according to household-hints columnist Mary Ellen.

Clean corrosion from car battery terminals. Pour a can of carbonated Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion, according to Heloise.

:eek: **) :D

Prevent squirrels from climbing into a birdhouse. Spray WD-40 on the metal pole or wires.

:LOL:

Prevent dead insects from sticking to your car. Spray WD-40 on the hood and grill so you can wipe bugs off easily without damaging the finish.:JEKYLHYDE :JEKYLHYDE :3DSMILE:



My Favorite;
Free a tongue stuck to frozen metal in winter. Spray WD-40 on the metal around the tongue. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK!!

Philosophy


GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma or Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.


GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.


SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . having friends.

At age 16 success is . having a drivers license.

At age 35 success is . having money.

At age 50 success is . having money.

At age 70 success is . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . having friends.

At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.


Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

Take the time to live!!!

Life is too short


Ron :)

Hmmmm, WD-40 is good, but WD-40 and motor oil are better.:LOL:

That just gave me an idea... %/ **) :LOL:

Please don't post it. :LOL: :LOL:

Ron :D %/

This sounds like it's going somewhere bad%/

You guys are sick:JEKYLHYDE


I was only going to put the wd40 and oil on the kitchen floor so the kids couldn't get into the kitchen, living room, dining room, hall, basement, and the bedrooms. Its not THAT mean:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Mike,

How is the weather there now? We have had rain for the past three days and it is supposed to keep on for the rest of the week. Darn, will I ever have to mow when the sun comes out again for a day or so. Just three weeks until the big car show here. Should be either colder than all get out or hotter than you can believe that week. I hate the over night 50 degree temperature swings we have here. :(

Ron %/

Washed the truck today, didn't wear a coat, thats all i'm saying...%/

How can this thread have more responses than views???

-John

John, maybe we should start a thread where you post the first word that pops in your head.:LOL:

sex

I knew it was coming to this...




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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Kristen, aren't you supposted to be moderating this thread?

Gone all day, and look at the level this nice thread has sunk to. First, mike is cussing (on some thread, not sure which one) and now he's getting obscenely graphic.... might have to call yo daddy on this, young man!! 'go straight, young man'.....

YOU ARE NOT YET 17, ALTHOUGH YOU SEEM TO THINK YOU CAN POST RATED "R"!!!

now the rest of you bad boys, beeee gooooood!

I can't be here tomorrow or Thursday to moderate. BE GOOD!!

or I'm telling......
yeah, that's right. I'm telling. I was given special powers to moderate this thread like months ago and you all know it!

Be good! Or you'll, or you'll... lose post count! That's right! Lose post count! Now think about them cookies, will ya.
Go to bed!!!

Fox, be good. he is just a little boy pretending to be a big boy....

:LOL:

You shouldn't have said that, that is an open-ended invitation for all out chaos!!:LOL:

Mike,

With Kristen doing all of her running around you should be able to get yourself into real trouble before she has time to go back and read some of your posts. At the rate you are going, she may deny you the right to ever own a Cobra. Better start getting used to the bicycle. :LOL: :LOL:

Ron :D

Still raining here today and should continue until at least Friday per our forecasters. :(