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ignoramus

That should be good for a couple of hundred more pages!
Rick

Here we go again!:LOL:

Rick,

How can we IGNORE something that tells us to IGNORE it? :D We have to look to see what it is we are supposed to Ignore.

Ron :LOL: **)

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

You have to love it!

How can we ignore something if we dont have anything to ignore in the first place, you ignoramus namrod!:LOL: :LOL:

Uh Oh,

Mike learned a new word. Kristen what have you been teaching that kid? :D

Ron %/ :LOL:

THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE


1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She
thought she was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill
them.

5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.


11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between
naps.

16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew up.

19.. Procrastinate Now!

20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With
That?


21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.


26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
commitment for a pig.

28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and
Wesson.

30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going
on.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're
paying for. Will Rogers
:JEKYLHYDE

Just a gentle application of reverse psychology. If asked to ignore, I know there is no way that many will! Particularly in the Seinfeld of threads.

Good thirty lines there Big Guy.

Rick

The King of Ignoring has graced us with his presence, once again!!! Welcome back, Rick.

It is my honor to be ignored by the likes of you!

Thanks
Rick

Rick,

Reverse psychology. Ignore is about like the Wet Paint signs and the Don't Touch signs on cars at shows. I have always wanted to paint a public bench and put a Dry Paint sign on it and watch. :D

Ron :LOL:

I always wanted to lure chevy guys into a sticky paper trap (you know, the kind that rats get stuck to) with a 572. Now THAT would be something to see!:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:


If you tell us to not do something, it only makes us want to do it MORE!!!!!!!!:LOL:


If you see a person walking down the street wearing a "Move along, nothing to see here" sign around his/her neck, would you ignore them?

What's the record for number of posts on one thread?

2756.......This thread.....

I was thinking there was a joke post around a year ago that was approaching 200 pages as well....

Guess not....I looked it up....it was 133 pages....We're making history people!

Yikes!

hey, Ron. I 'joined' that other forum. How fun. thanks for the link! Several of the 'chicks' are in the Dallas area. Who knows, maybe a whole new horizon opening up for me! Car Chicks Unite!!!

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
K

The Seinfeld of Threads??

Well, maybe.

There's really no Big Idea here.

UT