10-07-2009, 06:03 AM
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Subject: Fw: TEXAS GERMANS
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, Northwest of San Antonio where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht, Die kuhen haben dehin >> gesheissen."
Which means: ("Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from Illinois and I am down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
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