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[Ron61]

Tru,

How I wish that was the problem. Now my doctor is hedging on me even attempting the Reno trip next month. I have to make a decision on this soon so I can let Duane know by the middle of this month. I was really looking forward to that, but the way things are going I may not be able to drive more than a few miles much longer.

On a lighter side. For Kristen

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is
installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts.

MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of
careful research.

MALE PROCEDURE
1.. Drive up to the cash machine.
2.. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
3.. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
4.. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
5.. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1.. Drive up to cash machine.
2.. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window
with the machine.
3.. Set parking brake, put the window down
4.. Find handbag; remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.
5.. Turn the radio down.
6.. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7.. Open the car door to allow easy access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the vehicle.
8.. Insert card.
9.. Reinsert card the right way up.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash
inside.
17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Recheck make-up again.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate cardholder, and place card into the
slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver
lined up behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull away.
25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
26. Release Parking Brake

Ron