Jokes

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A cop from the NZ Police was watching for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road
with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer then
found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a
bucket full of money.


A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in the Manawatu with a fine of $160 included. Being cute, he sent
the police department a picture of $160. The police responded with another
mailed photo of handcuffs.



A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a NZ Policeman walked to her
car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to
sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball.' He replied, 'New Zealand
policemen don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled,
and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in
his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

[bliss]

Lucky Escape (what a great pay-back).....


IMDb Video: Lucky Escape