Jokes

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Three ways to load a truck.....

Just a minute each but worth watching


Creative Movers in Taiwan

Loading a Motorcycle Like a Boss

Loading Your Motorbike in Style onto a Truck

Also.....

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First Rule of *Always Right* Club:

No Men Allowed.


I never know what to do with my hands during sex.

I just end up snapping my fingers along with the rhythm.


I really think Miracle Whip lowered the bar for what constitutes a miracle.


If a genie ever gives me three wishes, goodbye Kardashians.


What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook.


Live each day as if everyone loves you because self-delusion is underrated as a coping mechanism.


I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie about it.


Cop: I see you failed to use your turn signal back there. So I pulled an illegal u-turn, broke the speed limit and forced other drivers off the road with my flashing strobe lights so I could detain you and extort money from you...to teach you a lesson about unsafe driving habits.