Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby.
"Hmmm... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey
style?" replied his mate.
"Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is
turkey style?"
"Gobble, gobble, gobble!"
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Six stages of married life:

1 ~ Tri-weekly

2 ~ Try weekly

3 ~ Try weakly

4 ~ Try oysters

5 ~ Try anything

6 ~ Try to remember
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A guy came home early and found his wife in bed with another man.
"What the hell are you doing?" shouted the irate husband.
"See," the wife said to the man lying beside her,

"Didn't I tell you he doesn't know a thing about sex?"
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It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin.
I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it.
I was turning it on.
It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet.
Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.
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Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes ...

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Woman faces felony for having 17 dildos
Longview News-Journal | Submitted by: alahzad
Police in White Oak, Texas pulled over Kathy Grubbs for her erratic driving.
After she failed the breathalyzer (0.22%), the officers placed her under arrest
and began searching the pickup. Which is where they found the 17
"obscene materials and obscene devices" that were taken into evidence.
According to the chief of police, the confiscated items were primarily lotions and dildos.
Unfortunately for Grubbs, she now faces a felony charge (and two years in jail)
just for possessing the dildos. Why? Because it's illegal in Texas to
peddle sex toys, and if you have six or more you're assumed to be a pusher.
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Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby.
"Hmmm... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey
style?" replied his mate.
"Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is
turkey style?"
"Gobble, gobble, gobble!"
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