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Don't start nuthin.... won't be nuthin. Here's to internal combustion and wind in the face.
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I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet.
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"Better, faster, cheaper...pick any two"
My Dad's favorite: "Whatya go to school to eat your lunch?" |
The crankshaft doesn't know what the valve cover says.
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"Our (your) chances of success are Slim and None, and Slim just got on the bus."
And when I'm having a tough day, "Red, I shoulda been a farmer." (quote from The Natural) -Dean |
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is". And this from a Rhodes scholar!!
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From history:
"I was out of ammunition; I had no choice but to charge the enemy." J.L. Chamberlain; Gettysburg, PA |
Ya Think!!
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We are rarely allowed a second opportunity to make a first impression...
Never say never... Murphy was an optimist... Stupid answers will likely result from ignorant questions... More is frequently less... Experience is what we receive when we don't get what we paid for... With sufficient experience, wisdom appears... Failures are necessary learning opportunities... Learning is expensive in aviation... What habit have i broken today? What do i know for sure that isn't true? Please tell me exactly what he said. i will judge what he meant. Someday Kazakstan will repay the Rus... For several decades, the Russians made believe they were working, while the Government made believe they were paying them... There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. |
A couple from different sources:
My Dad: "God gave you two ears and one mouth, so you should listen twice as much as you talk." From We Were Soldiers: "Custer was a pussie." "KISS...Keep It Simple, Stupid" "Bite Me" (fills in for all those times when the other two-word exclamation just isn't appropriate) One that my associates always recall me saying when they get ready to start a war with the other side: "Don't start a fire until you have something to burn." I have no clue where I got that from. Another one they remember when they are new and come and tell me they can't find a case on point: "You mean to tell me that in several hundred years of jurisprudence, no judge ever said that anywhere? Wanna bet your job I can find a case?" That usually results in them pulling an all-nighter at the law library. |
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[QUOTEA chrome plated turd is still a turd[/quote]
You can't polish a turd..... I like the chrome version too. |
If it were easy,everybody would do it!
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Don't start this conversation with a lie............
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A polished Kirkham gimme chicken skin. (Goose bumps for you mainland slackers). :D
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On my office wall..........
NO WARNING SHOTS The Warden jdog:rolleyes: |
Man's gotta realise his limitations.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
It's better to have one big pile than two little piles. ---Arlo Guthrie |
Measure twice, cut once
If indoubt, cut it out It ain't no hill for a stepper ( my hillbilly grandma ):) jeff |
One of my skydiving favorites - "He who hesitates shall inherit the earth."
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