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Money can't buy you hapiness, but it sure can rent it.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. Bill Stradtner |
Some of my favs....
Tracers work both diretions Ignorance should be painful Too many idiots, not enough villages Stupid is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. When the going gets weird the weird turn pro My arbitrary belief system is better than your's. |
1. What if there were no rhetorical questions?
2. A nose in the ass is worth two in the books. 3. It's not what you know, it's who you blow. 4. Money can't buy happiness, but poverty sure can buy a lot of misery. 5. Give me liberty, or give me death. |
Growing old ain't for sissies.
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No sense being dumb unless you can prove it.
And it always amazes me how many people out there prove it. |
I select from the following list to commonly describe people that I meet who are less fortunate in the intelligence department:
Swift like rock, sharp like bowling ball Not the sharpest knife in the drawer Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier Dumber than a box of rocks Dumber than a box of hammers (you hit a hammer on the head as hard as you can and there is no noticeable damage. a little more severe than a box of rocks) I also like F***ed up like a soup sandwich That is about as useful as a football bat This is like watching a monkey f*** a football It is what it is |
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
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"Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit"
"Money isn't number 1, but it's way ahead of what's in 2nd place" "Your village called, their missing their idiot" Mark |
The words in blue say it all!
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Oh Boy. I try to be diplomatic when it comes to corresponding on this website. But I am sure that I could use help when it comes to the sayings I like. Well here they are anyway.
1. A car is just a good way to carry around a great engine. 2. Fancy paint never equalled fast. 3. When standing at a Hot Rod show a friend of mine & I witnessed a group of new Corvettes pull up. After spending years building his car my friend said. "I think I'll buy a new Corvette, wax it and bring it to a car show." 4. PT Cruisers SUCK 5. I have a TV is in my house and a Steering wheel is in my car. Cause thats where they belong. 6. And my favorite: When asked if I plan to put a stereo in my Cobra my diplomatic saying is: HELL NO are you putting side pipes on your Accord? |
Everybody is stupid, until they prove otherwise.
Your life goal should be; "To be smarter than inanimate objects" Dwight |
"The problem with stupid people is that they aren't smart enough to know they're stupid." (I believe John Boy Said that.)
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Go ahead....make my day.
You don't win a war by dying for your country... You win by having the other son-of-a- _itch die for his country. |
if your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down!
we try harder..... (avis) |
Like a mouse fart in a tornado!
Ed |
"You are as useless as nuts on a priest"
"A few fries short of a happy meal" "you big lummox!" |
From my 60's hot rodding days:
If it don't go, chrome it. Beware of cars with primer for paint. The money went under the hood. |
A friend often used these phrase to describe some one asthetically challenged; "She's got a head like jar of smashed crabs" or "A face like a dropped pie"
Money won't make you happy but at least you can be miserable in comfort. Cheers |
Here is one I remember from my father: "Do you hear me looking at you"
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"Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining"
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