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"Finer than Frog Hair"
"Like trying to pour water uphill" |
6 pack of beer and a bottle of wine, got to be bad just to have a good time.
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There are some great ones so far.
My favorites: " Never argue with an idiot - people watching may not be able to tell the difference" "If you kick a tiger in the ass you had better have a plan for dealing with the teeth" Courtesy of my previous boss: (some of the PG ones) "He is the one eyed bastard amongst the blind" "You can't spit and lick it" "sometimes you have to be the lion, sometimes the lamb" "There is no half pregnant" "No solution? No problem!" "The carrot or the stick, either way I'll get what I want" When he retired we compiled a list of over 130 of his sayings. Jeff |
"No matter how good looking she is, there is someone, somewhere that is sick of putting up with her ****."
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"i aint got a nickle in it" .
"moneys not the problem, just the solution." "she could eat corn off cob thru a picket fence!" |
"It is intuitively obvious to the least discerning".
(Quoting myself) and "There is an ass for every seat". Supposedly by PT Barnum. |
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Finer than frogs hair cut twice on end. |
Tom,
Now that you started this thread, I think you should choose a winner. You can decide on the catigory funniest, most origonal, 'aint that the truth, etc. Then ya can give the winner a car. :3DSMILE: Heck I would even settle for a ride in your car. :LOL: |
Idle Time Is The Devils Playground
Its amazing that "your favorite saying" was asked for and how many of you came back numerous times with mulitple answers. It just proves
"COMMON SENSE ISN'T COMMON" If you finish in second place, you're the first loser. and remember "Money can buy everything but poverty":LOL: |
A few more.....
If it feels good....Do it! There scarcer then Hens teeth! |
An Irish Blessing. . .
"May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door. A Texas Blessing. . . I'll put knots on your head faster than you can rub em! |
That's slicker 'an deer guts on a doorknob.
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I used to save this one for slow learners while instructing at Skip Barber:
" No reason to make the same mistate more than 8 or 9 times" One of the other instructors always would say- "Helmets on! Opening in the Front!" |
Without reading 13 pages of replies to see if it's already been said, my favorite reply for an obvious answer "Is a frogs azz watertight?"
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That's what you get for doing your own thinking.
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"The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard"
"Even a broken watch tells the correct time twice a day" |
"If it was easy, anyone could do it".
"Don't sh*t the sh*tter, he's got a turd in every pocket". " He sounds like a bullsh*t salesman with mouth full of samples". |
I don't think...It only gets me in trouble!
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You know the saying: "People who do not learn from the past are condemned to repeat it." It's even worse for those of us who DO learn from the past. We're condemned to be driven nuts by having to live in the same world with those idiots who refuse to learn from the past.
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