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My favorites, 1) Raul Julia as Franco Bertollini, "The first rule of Italian driving...what is behind me does not matter." 2) Kim Jong Il: "Why is everyone so ****ing stupid?" Team America 3) Gary Johnston: "I'll put a jihad on you" Team America just for fun here is the terrorist reply, Terrorist: I like you. You have balls. I like balls. That's enough... |
From a successful retailer....
"What you lose on the peanuts, you make on the bananas" |
Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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"If you can make black marks on a straight line from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, THEN you have enough horsepower" Mark Donohue
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The altitude above you , and the runway behind you do you no good ! now take it around and do it right this time !! .......... my dad.
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If you don't have a goal you can't score.
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I got a sweater for Christmas, I was hoping for a screamer or at least a moaner. . .
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and there is an ass for evey seat
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My Grandfathers saying
When you give someone your opinion and they say "What are you, an expert on this subject?" His reply, " No, I'm not a veterinarian either, but I know a horses ass when I smell one" Mark |
Colder than a well diggers A$$........ Scars are like tattoos with better stories { For the guys who date my Daughters}... I have a 45 pistol and a shovel! I doubt anyone will miss you. Get my daughter pregnant and I will blow your dick off!..... The one who says winning isn't everything has never won 1st place. Pin it to win it!... Don't argue with an idiot they will drag you down to there level. Why you do me like that? {to a cute female that sits on my lap} Lets talk about the 1st thing that come up!... Berm:3DSMILE:
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Torque get's you there...Horsepower keeps you there...........
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It's just as easy..................
It's just as easy to beg for forgiveness, as to ask for permission!
jdog;) |
fav saying
Just because it broke while I was driving it does not mean I broke it
Also Have a great big hot cup of shut the hell up also you have to put down the ducky if you want to play the saxaphone |
"do... or do not... there is no try." (Yoda)
"there is no spoon." (child in The Matrix) |
oh... and I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet... it's one of my faves...
"Is it REAL?" I hear that a LOT... like music to my ears... |
My signature line
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Tighter than a frogs ass and that's waterproof!
Arguing is like two bull dogs fighting, come back in a an hour and you'll find two ass holes jumping in and out of each other. |
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"
"It's hotter than a goats butt in a pepper patch" "It's so dry the trees are whistling for the dogs" Mark |
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