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I came up with these for a trade show, I did about 15 different Franklin quotes. This was my favorite. I'm trying to find a good one for a Magazine follow up ad right now.
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"I'm going to see a man about a horse";)
Somebody here must know what this really means! :confused: |
Nothing says "have a nice day" like a really nice rack.
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No Whining!
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On my dash: http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/d...whining018.jpg jdog |
"Ah did not have sexual relations with that woman ..." (for best effect, waggle your finger at the listener)
Cheers, Sam |
"With all the people on this planet, why did you chose me to fu@k with?"
And "More mixed up than a squirrel on an eight lane freeway." And "Oh I see the Fu@kup fairy visited us in the night." And "I do not know what you have, I am sure it is hard to spell." :D :D |
Don't sweat the small stuff . . . unless you're going to fly that thing.
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From an old time comedian:
"I'm just a pair of brown shoes in a tuxedo world." |
If Your Not Living On The Edge, Your Taking Up To Much Space !
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The young will always be young, and do stupid $hit.
They will eventually get old, and *itch and complain about the stupid $hit young people do. That’s how you can tell if your young or old. |
Artificial Intelligence Is No
Match For Natural Stupidity |
I have always had this one on a sign in my office!
"Rome did not build a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing everyone who opposed them" |
"My opinion is worth exactly what you paid for it"
Stolen from Wilf in England. Mark |
"If you want to dance, you have to pay the band"
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The old Hot Rod favorite.
"Sit down, Shut up and Hang on!" Sort of goes with a cobra. Larry |
Dress British, act Yiddish
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I think I have found a new favorite... |
Author unk,
"The answers I have--It`s the questions I don`t understand!" |
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"Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand" -that was Cool Hand Luke "Never enough time to do it right the first time-but there's always enough to do it over" "Out of 200,000 sperm, you were the quickest?" "That's more F'd up than a pile of coat hangers" "Youth and ability are no match for old age and treachery" "When you're upside down and burning...Then you've gone too fast." |
Never run out of luck skill and real estate all at the same time. And hang up that F%@#ing phone !
I got to use that one last week when a blonde high school girl crashed into a snow bank in in front of my house and was crying cause' her iPhone broke when it hit the windshield. |
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