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Old 02-10-2013, 02:40 AM
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Better still, buy a 350Z. It's got windows and aircon and can be daily driven and stuff and people won't ask about your penis.

It sounds like you don't really know what a Cobra is. It's a 1960's race car with lights. It's got 1960's creature comforts like seats, a steering, wheel, windscreen and a heater if you are lucky. They never had side windows and the soft top roof was basic kit in a bag that lived in the boot.

They are meant to be rough and raw with brutal power in a short wheelbase. A car that is constantly trying to kill you if you don't respect it
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.....now here's probably the biggest issue, the old mans penis extension part. Now it could be argued quite convincingly that the cobra isn't really an extension type car, but they do have the 'old man' stereotype where the driver is grey with his driving cap on.
Penis length won't be of concern to the FLUFF wanting to get in or on!!! .... don't wear a hat and a set of clippers will fix the grey problem!!

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mmm extension. My Cobra is 13 foot long so my dick must now be, 14 foot
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Leg room will be a problem with balls that big!!!

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It sounds like you don't really know what a Cobra is. It's a 1960's race car with lights. It's got 1960's creature comforts like seats, a steering, wheel, windscreen and a heater if you are lucky. They never had side windows and the soft top roof was basic kit in a bag that lived in the boot.
So that rules out DRB..
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