07-23-2002, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Lake Elsinore,
CA
Cobra Make, Engine: Superformance 0062
Posts: 343
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The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best
at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a
forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They
question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that
rabbits do
not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing
everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear.
The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
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