Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting
many. Then he discovered the problem - a 10 year old boy was standing up the
road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer
then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a
bucket full of change. (And to think all we did was sell lemonade.)

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute,
he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with
another mailed photo of Handcuffs.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book,
she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway
Patrolmen's Ball," He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There
was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
said. He then closed his book, got back on his
motorcycle and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.